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Wicked: The Musical
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Once Upon a Time.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: The Original Series.
- The Supernatural fandom: Carry on my wayward son, there will be peace when you are done, lay your weary head to rest, won't you cry no more...
- Whovians: But I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000miles, to fall down at your door...
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OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
There’s this town, and EVERYONE IS A FANTASTICALLY TALE CHARACTER!
Nah I’m just kidding. I just love TGWTG and wanted to pay a quick homage.
We start out with Mary Margaret escaping from the jail and running into the forest.
So it’s not long before Emma and Mr. Gold find out, and realize that (guilty or not of Katheryn’s murder) she will be a fugitive if anyone finds out.
I mean, HOW DID MARRY NOT KNOW THIS!? WHAT DID SHE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!?
So Mary hops into her car and goes off looking for Mary and ALMOST HITS SOME DUDE!
So after avoiding vehicular manslaughter, Emma decides to drive the guy (Jefferson) home since he seems to have twisted his ankle.
We then cut to the Enchanted Forest! Where Jefferson is being chased by something! AND HE IS FOUND BY! BY!…
…his daughter. He was just playing Hide and Seek.
But when they return to their cabin, Jefferson finds the Queen waiting for him.
Turns out that Jefferson used to work for her, but quit after his work got his wife killed. So, despite the Queen’s offer for a wealthy paycheck, he tells her no and to get lost.
So Emma helps Jefferson inside of his HUGE ASS house, which he lives in alone, where he offers her tea and a map to help find her “dog”.
But then Emma starts to feel drowsy, and Jefferson stops limping. Turns out that…
So then we get to see a cute and sad scene where Jefferson tries to buy a stuffed rabbit for his daughter, but can’t afford it.
And it turns out that the saleswoman was the Queen, trying to get Jefferson to feel like a failure so he will come work for her!
So back with Emma, we find her tied up in Jefferson’s house! But using her awesome skills she gets free.
While looking around she discovers that Jefferson has been spying on her this whole time with a telescope pointed at the Sheriff’s office!
Back in the E.F., Jefferson decides that Grace deserves more in life, and decides to take the Queen up on her offer.
So despite Grace telling him that she is fine with their life, and asks him not to go, he promises he will return for her. When she leaves for the neighbor’s house, he get’s out…a hat box.
So after seeing Jefferson sharpening a pair of shears, Emma decides to get the fuck out of there! And in the process comes across a tied up MARY!
However, before the two of them can escape, Jefferson pops up and pulls a gun on them!
At the Queen’s castle, Jefferson reveals a magic hat that can open portals between worlds.
Back in Storybrooke, Jefferson reveals that he knows about the curse and still has his memories from the E.F.
Turns out the reason he has been stalking Emma is so that he can get her to fix his magic hat. Emma however just keeps thinking…
So inside Jefferson’s hat are doors that each lead to a different world. He warns the Queen that if two enter a door, then two and only two must leave.
So they go through a LOOKING GLASS and end up in WONDERLAND!
So Emma puts all the clues in his house together and realizes that Jefferson believes he is the Mad Hatter.
So Jefferson (tries) to explain/imply that all the stories from the imagination had to come from “Somewhere” (thus explaining how we know stories from the Enchanted Forest).
So after back in Wonderland, the Queen reveals that she intends on breaking into the Queen of Heart’s courtyard to take back something taken from her. When Jefferson finds this out he is all..
But since he needs the Queen (alive) to return home, he has no choice. Oh and we find out that the maze hedges EAT PEOPLE!
So after some hedge burning, Jefferson and the Queen make it to a vault, where the Queen gets of box. But suddenly THE GUARDS ARRIVE!
So the two manage to escape, but before they leave Wonderland, the Queen reveals what is in the box…her father, who the QoH kidnapped and shrunk.
But only two can go through the hat…so the Queen traps Jefferson in Wonderland, where he can never return home to Grace.
So the guards take a broken Jefferson before the Queen…who I have to say in this rendition of Alice in Wonderland is…well…
So in order to get information out of him, the QoH CUTS OFF HIS FREAKING HEAD!
But it’s okay, because he’s in Wonderland…Wonderland is quickly becoming much less magical and much more BATSHIT INFUCKINGSANE AND TERRIFYING!
Back in Storybrooke, Jefferson shows Emma the cruelest part of the curse…Grace is being raised by a different family, with no memories of him as he “Papa”.
Touched by his story, Emma begins to realize that he may not be insane. That the curse is real. That she does have the magic to save everyone. That the magic is real.
Not really. She was just letting his guard down so she can knock him out.
So a fierce fight ensues between Emma and Jefferson.
Jefferson grabs his gun, ready to shoot Emma-!
-and Mary kicks his ass and shoves him out the window!
Jefferson disappears, the two share a sigh of relief, and Emma gives Mary the choice; return to town, and trust in her, or run away and never stop running. Mary decides to trust in Emma.
So Regina shows up, is rather pissed that Mary is there…and reveals that she and Rumpelstiltskin are working together in order to get Mary jailed.
So after that “should have seen it coming”, Emma becomes a tad suspicious when she realizes that story in Henry’s book (including the pictures) matches Jefferson’s stories.
And we’re off!
We learn that Henry has been hiding the Book in a box buried underneath the play castle, so that the Mayor won’t find it.
So after enduring another of Regina’s bitch blame rants, Emma is approached by Sidney…who wants to help her take Regina down?
We then segway into the Enchanted Forest where we see that Sidney was the Genie of Agrabah.
So his lamp is picked up by a king who-wait a minute…
HOLY SHIT! IT’S TOBY FROM The West Wing! I LOVED that show. You went from White House Communications Director to the King of an Enchanted Kingdom!
So, back to the story, the Genie quickly goes through the rules of the wishes (no love, death, resurrections, more wishes or redos), and the King is all…
Turns out that he is perfectly happy, and has no wishes or desires. So, he decides to wish for the Genie’s freedom, and that his final wish to belong to the Genie himself!
So, the King invites the Genie to live with him in his palace. And we see that it is…the Queen’s palace.
So yeah it turns out that this King is Snow’s father; and the Genie falls in love with the Queen at first sight. Awww that’s sweet…
…IF SHE WASN’T THE EVIL QUEEN! GO! DON’T DO IT! GET OUT OF THERE!
Back in Storybrooke the Mayor has ordered the destruction of Henry’s castle, saying that it is “too dangerous” for him to play on. AND Henry’s book has gone missing!
Fed up with Regina’s BS, she agrees to Sidney’s offer of help. Meanwhile, we see that David and Mary are seeing each other in secret.
Then Sidney reveals to Emma that Regina may have stolen 50,000 dolalrs from the city.
Back in the EF, the Genie consoles an apparently helpless and apparently hurt Queen, who is apparently a prisoner because her husband apparently doesn’t truly love her. Notice my use of the word apparently.
Emma and Sidney confront the Mayor about the missing 50,000, and while doing so they plant a bug in her office.
Meanwhile, the King has discovered that the Queen has fallen in love with someone else, and wants the Genie to hunt him down. He also locks the Queen in a tower to prevent her from leaving or being with someone else. So…he is punishing a character we all love to hate…but is being kind of an emotionally abusive prick while he’s at it.
So after discovering that the Mayor is meeting someone in a forest, Emma and Sidney try to follow her…only to discover that the brakes of Emma’s car have been cut!
After following her on foot, they find out that Regina bought land from…Mr Gold.
Knowing that something is up, Emma breaks into city hall to steal Regina’s files. When Regina catches them they try to make her think that they were investigating a break in…and fail miserably.
Back with the Genie, the Queen’s father asks him to deliver a package that will set the Queen free. But it turns out that the box contains poisonous snakes!
The Genie, not wanting the Queen to kill herself, plans to kill the King and set her free.
So, with the documents to prove that she bought land with government money, Emma and Sidney go before the town meeting and expose Regina’s purchase to everyone!
…and the Mayor reveals that the land is for a new play area for the children…
Meanwhile the Genie places the snakes into the King’s bed, reveals that it is he who loves the Queen, and he begs the King’s forgiveness as he dies.
The King dies saying that he never should have made a wish.
Regina then confronts Emma, telling her that if she ever comes near Henry again, then she will press charges for breaking and entering and slander. And Emma has no choice but to obey.
After this we see that Henry’s book wasn’t taken by Regina…but the mysterious Writer.
The Genie then goes to be with his Queen…only to discover that the Queen set him up. She made him fall in love with her so that he would murder the king for her and thus take the blame.
And of course the poor Genie’s heart is utterly broken. But despite being used, lied to, betrayed and forced to kill his friend…he still loves her.
So he makes his final wish, to be with her forever! And thus the Genie becomes the Magic Mirror.
AND THEN we discover that Sidney is a SPY for Regina, and has been this whole time!
best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.
and no fandom was left untouched.
you’re missing one
it’s ok i fixed it.
this is beautiful. that’s what this is.
Got to throw in some Disney.
So it appears that Emma is still passive aggressively upset about the Sheriff’s indiscretions with the Mayor.
So the Sheriff foolows her, and tried to explain. When she asks why he cares what she thinks…he kisses her.
And then HE GETS FLASHBACKS FROM THE EF!
Emma is offended (no shit) and storms off.
So he then promptly goes to the Mayor and begins to make out with her.
So we then cut to the EF, where we see the Queen and Snow…grieving over Snow’s father’s grave. AND THEY ARE COMFORTING EACH OTHER!?
Oh I get it, it’s all an act. Turns out she murdered her husband and is tricking Snow into a false sense of security.
So, the Queen decides to hire the Huntsman (Graham’s EF counterpart). AND GRAHAM STARTS TO REMEMBER SOME OF THIS!
Then Graham sees his EF wolf in Storybrooke.
So Mary tells Emma that her emotional wall is preventing her from realizing her feelings for Graham. I agree with Mary.
So while searching for his wolf he comes across Mr. Gold in the woods with a shovel…
So the Huntsman goes to a tavern, and some blokes mock him, life life and the animals very bluntly and within hearing distance.
So, after revealing that he hates humans (greedy, violent, dishonorable) the Huntsman kills said idiots.
Meanwhile, after some more flashbacks, Graham goes to Mary and says that he thinks he remembers her from another life.
So back in EF, the Queen hires the Huntsman and as payment he wants her to…outlaw Wolf Hunting.
Back in Storybrooke, Graham realizes for the first time that he (and no one really) can remember much about their lives (where they come from, how they met, who they were). SOMEONE is finally catching on!
In the EF, Huntsman and Snow go for a walk. But Snow ain’t an idiot. She knows what’s going on, and runs away! (Okay Doctor Who running gag gif. You can come out now)
Gosh damn it! We keep switching back at forth so fast! It’s like a game of Tennis!
The Mayor tells Emma to back off…even though that is exactly what she is trying to do.
Then Graham goes to see Henry about the book.
So, as the Huntsman catches up, Snow asks him to give the Queen a letter after she is killed. The letter moves the man to tears, and can’t bring him to kill her. Wait, what was in the letter?
So Graham tells Emma that he needs to follow the wolf to find his heart, and that he believes in the curse.
So Graham’s wolf leads him and Emma to a crypt with The Queen’s insignia on it. What could be inside it?
Back in the Queen’s fortress, the Huntsman reads the letter. In it, Snow apologizes for ruining her life, forgives her, and hopes that in her death the Queen will find the happiness she desires.
The Queen however…
Just what did Snow do to her anyway?
So it turns out that the crypt is just a grave. Mayor shows up, and Graham tells her that they are through.
Despite telling her that his decision has nothing to do with Emma FIVE FLIPPIN TIMES, Regina blames her for everything.
So, after Graham and Emma leave we find out that the Grave is ACTUALLY a…
Then we flashback to the Queen LITERALLY ripping the Huntsman’s heart out, making him her eternal slave (in more ways than one).
THEN we see that the tunnel leads to the Queen’s vault where she keeps Graham’s LITERAL HEART!
Then when Graham and Emma kiss again (YAY!), Graham remembers everything from the EF!
…and then the Queen kills him by crushing his heart.
Here we go again. :)
So in the EF, we see *gasp* CINDERELLA!
*ahem* sorry…Disney lover in me coming out. So y’all know the story. :) Fairy God Mother shows up, consoles Cinderella, tells her she will go to the ball and then FUCKING EXPLODES!
Then Rumpelstiltskin shows up!
So, after all out MURDERING the Fairy God Mother (Yeah, bet you’d never hear THAT in a sentence), he tells Cinderella that all Magic comes at a price, and that he saved her.
Desperate to leave her miserable life, Cinderella begs Rumpelstiltskin to help her. And being that conman he is, he makes a deal with her. CINDERELLA!
So, back in Storybrooke and Henry decides t0o make codenames for the secret mission.
So, then the Sheriff shows up and offers her a job as his deputy.
A part of me is all…
Another part is…
So then the Mayor shows up and brags about how sure she is that Emma will leave town, and basically mocks her to her face.
So we meet real world Cinderella, who is a pregnant maid. Here Emma gives her a meaningful talking to about believing in herself, doing what’s right and changing her life.
So then we see real world Conderella (Ashley) break into Mr. Gold’s shop, where she knocks him out and steals something.
“She is not you’re mother” BITCH! As a step child, I can say from experience that that is NOT your decision to make!
Mr. Gold then shows up at Emma’s/Mary’s door, asking her for her services to find Ashley who has stolen a “Precious item”. He goes to her instead of the police because he doesn’t want to “ruin her life”.
So, sure enough, Henry decides to come along with Emma. And the two have a quick back and forth over why he should/shouldn’t come, with Henry winning.
Back in EF Cinderella is married to her Prince!
So everyone is dancing and smiling! Snow is there with Charming, and everything is grand! And then Rumpelstiltskin shows up.
Turns out what he wants in exchange for the bargain is Cinderella’s FIRST BORN!
So, after talking to Ruby, they go find Ashley’s ex, Sean. There we learn that fis father made a deal and SOLD THE BABY TO MR. GOLD!?
IS THAT EVEN LEGAL!?
AND it turns out the “precious item” Mr. Gold wants back is the baby itself!
Back in the EF, Charming and Cinderella’s Prince make a prison for Rumpelstiltskin, where they plan to trap him with a deal that will take away his magic.
In Storybrooke, they find that Ashley has crashed her car at the city limit, and THE BABY IS COMING!
Meanwhile, Cinderella meets up with Rumpelstiltskin. However, he seems to know what is going on, and warns her of the consequences of her action and vows revenge.
But then…his warning comes true. Cinderella’s Prince is kidnapped!
So, Mr. Gold threatens to take this matter to the police…but after Emma shows some BADASS to him, he decides to make a deal. Ashley’s baby in exhcange for a “favor”.
So, Ashley gets to keep her baby!
But then we see that The Mayor is having an affair.
AND THEN SEAN RETURNS TO BE A DADDY!
THEN we see that the man sleeping with the Mayor is…THE SHERIFF!
Damn this show is addicting.
So this time we start off in The Enchanted Forest. And Prince Charming is riding along with-…that is not Snow.
But a fallen tree blocks their path, and you guessed it…
I will never get tired of that Gif. :)
So Prince Charming chases down the thief and it turns out to be Snow!
And then she hits him with a rock!
So Henry realizes that the man in a coma is Prince Charming, and plans on making Mary/Snow and Charming/Coma remember who they are.
Emma however, only goes with it to prove to Henry that this curse isn’t real.
But while Mary reads, Coma grabs her hand!
So, Mary tells this to the Doctor who in turns tells the Mayor. Jeez does the whole town work for her!?
So, back in the EF (Enchanted Forest), Charming traps Snow. And their relationship is a tad bit rocky at first. Oh the irony.
So, back in Storybrooke, Coma has gone missing!
DAMN YOU MAYOR! MAYOOOOOOOOR! MAYOOOOOOOR!
After checking with security, they discover that Charming left on his own into the forest. Which allows for a nice transition back to the EF.
So the Queen’s quest to kill Snow has lead her to a life of crime in order to survive. A sad, lonely and difficult life.
So then Snow knocks Charming into the River and runs away only to end up surrounded by guards.
So after some audience member shouting “NO! GET BACK TO THE FUCKING CAPTURED BIT!” Storybrooke stuff, Charming comes to the rescue! I don’t have a gif of a prince running into battle, but here is what I do have.
Jeez, he’s a better shot than Hawkeye.
So apparently Snow sold the jewels to TROLLS!
“Where’s your mom? She’s gonna kill me…and then you…and then me again”
So Graham, Emma, Mary and Henry find Coma’s hospital tag…covered in blood!
This show has good makeup/affects BTW.
So the Trolls try to kidnap Snow for the reward money, and once again Charming comes to the rescue!
But he is caught!
But then Snow comes back to save him!
Then Mary finds Coma PASSED OUT IN THE WATER! OH NO!
So Mary gives Coma mouth to mouth and saves his life!
So then the Mayor shows up with Coma’s (supposive) wife.
I am running out of “bitch” gifs.
So Charming has his jewels and Snow has her gold, and after the longest awkward goodbye in the history of awkward goodbyes…they go their separate ways.
So, supposive wife ends up with Coma/David, Mary is alone, Henry is grounded, Mayor is a bitch…gosh this ending sucks.
BUT WAIT! DAVID GIVES MARY A LOOK! THERE IS HOPE!
So…Legend of Korra season II isn’t out till next summer…and Doctor Who won’t be back for a few months. So, with a need to keep my blog busy and watch entertaining television, I’ve turned to Netflix. I will be gif reviewing a few shows now, but let’s start off with one my friend says is amazing.
Once Upon a Time.
So we start out within the first few seconds with text explaining what the show is about.
So we get a Prince who is-
No, bad running joke! This isn’t Doctor Who! Go back to your gif folder!
So, the Prince is apparently the one from Snow White. He has come to see his Princess, but she is dead. And if you don’t know what happens next then…
But that’s okay silly follower, I still love you. So, of course Snow White and the Prince get married!
But then. The Villain shows up!
“She’s not the Queen anymore!” *Grabs big ass sword from Prince*
So the Evil Queen vows to get her revenge, and Prince attempts to kill her and end up in Boston with a kid on a bus-
So then we jump to a beautiful woman-
-who is also a bounty hunter who captures her target with the combined arts of seduction, bad assery and kicking his ass!
But then we see that she is an orphan, with no friends or family…and she spends her birthday alone with a cupcake.
But then the kid shows up at Emma’s (bounty huntress) door saying, saying he is the son she gave up for adoption.
So, after she decides to take him home, we cut back to magic land with a visibly pregnant Snow White.
So, Snow wants to talk to “Him”. And her husband refuses because “He” is too dangerous, but she says that “He” is their only hope. And I’m all like-
So we cut BACK to real world with Emma and Henry, where Henry tells her he has a fairy tale book, the stories and the people inside are real, they are both in the book, and that it is her job to save the day for everyone.
So, “He” turns out to be Rumpelstiltskin. Who comes off a bit…
So, after making a deal, He (because his name is to damn long to spell), reveals that the Queen’s curse will put them in a “prison of time, trapped somewhere where there are no happy endings”.
And the only one who can save everyone is Snow’s unborn child, Emma, who will “return” one day.
So obviously Emma Snow’s daughter and Emma Henry’s mom are the same person. They arrive in Storybrooke, Maine, where none of the characters remember who they are or that the town is cursed.
Back with the Prince, a council of sorts plans on how to stop the curse before it is too late. There we see Gepetto, Pinocchio, the Blue Fairy, Grumpy, Jiminy Cricket, etc.
Sorry…it’s just…all of my childhood fairy tale characters are on screen together. This is…
So, the Blue Fairy and Gepetto can make an Ark of sorts to protect against the curse, but with only enough room for one person.
So, back with Henry and Emma (Jeez we’re jumping back and forth so often I’m surprised I haven’t gotten whiplash) we meet Henry’s adoptive mother who is also the mayor…who has a lot of apples and who Henry calls “evil”.
So, Emma lets slip that Henry knows about the curse.
Emma then tries to leave town only to crash her car! But enough about boring real life, back in the magical world, Gepetto and Pinocchio work hard on the Ark; and Snow goes into labor!
And just then we see the curse LITERALLY rushing over the mountain!
So, Emma wakes up in jail to find Grumpy a criminal and Gepetto a childless janitor…
So, Henry ran off again, we meet his teacher (who I think is maybe Snow White, but I can’t tell). We also get to see that his step-mom is kind of…
Yeah that. So back in magic world AGAIN poor Snow is having trouble with the birthing, and the Evil Queen fast approaches.
The Ark is finished, but Snow is so far along in labor that she can’t be moved!
So, they have no choice but to send poor Emma through the wardrobe/ark on her own.
Then we get an epic sword fight between the Prince and two Evil Guards all while he is protecting his baby.
He safely gets her to the Ark/Wardrobe…and he is promptly killed.
Back in Maine, Emma finds Henry. He forgives her for giving him up, and she says she wants what’s best for him. Then we get an actually very emotional moment where they talk briefly about her past. THEN as if that little bit wasn’t enough, Snow finds Prince dead! And then the curse destroys the magical kingdom!
So, Emma is told very cruelly by the Mayor that she is never allowed to see Henry, and when she says she loves him, Emma can tell she is lying.
And we then see that the Prince actually survived…but is in a coma.
So, sensing that something is up, Emma decides to check into a Bed and Breakfast where we see a Rumpelstiltskin ”Mr. Gold”.
So…yeah, it’s a good show. :) So much so that I might just want to sit and watch it through THEN come back and blog about it later. LOL. See ya.